Rudy's travels took him WAY OUT there today. Not a tree in sight and the little dog could use one. That sure is a funny looking car back there.WHERE'S RUDY?
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Monday, April 21, 2008
Where's Rudy Today?
Rudy's travels took him WAY OUT there today. Not a tree in sight and the little dog could use one. That sure is a funny looking car back there.WHERE'S RUDY?
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
The Indy 500 and Rudy
The Indianapolis 500-Mile Race, often shortened to Indianapolis 500 or Indy 500, and historically known simply as "The 500," is an American automobile race, held annually over the Memorial Day weekend at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana. The event lends its name to the IndyCar class of formula, or open-wheel, race cars that have competed in it.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Rudy and The English Dalamation!
Rudy was in Glastonbury for the festival. While their he met a new friend, an English Dalamation who said her name was "Moo".Glastonbury Festival 2008 – 27th to 29th June
The Festival is open from 8.00 am, Wednesday, 25th June until 5.00pm, Monday 30th June. Please do not come before 8.00am on Wednesday.
The 1,000-acre site at Worthy Farm is on the edge of Pilton village, off the A361 between Shepton Mallet and Glastonbury. It’s a hilly, dairy farm with rough tracks and uneven walkways which can be difficult to get about on, particularly in bad weather, or if you are carrying an injury.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Brett Favre To The Vikings?
POLICE REPORT:Brad Childress's House was Egged
Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to "egg"Brad Childress's house last night.
An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr.Childress's house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's backdoor,
2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them.
Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are consideringTarvaris Jackson as the primary suspect.
Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to "egg"Brad Childress's house last night.
An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr.Childress's house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's backdoor,
2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them.
Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are consideringTarvaris Jackson as the primary suspect.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Rudy's New Friends
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Oh, The Things They Make Me Do!
Top 10 Signs You're not Winning at Westminster: 10. Security guards keep chasing you out of the building.
9. Breaking out of line to steal the kid's candy bar may have counted against you...
8. The Chihuahua thinks he can beat you up (and does).
7. Your owner keeps asking about getting back your entry fee.
6. Kids keep asking "What kind of dog is THAT?"
5. The judge asks your owner to walk you to the end of the ring...and to keep going.
4. Somebody asks if they can take your picture...for a Humane Society poster.
3. When asked about your papers, your owner replies,"Papers? - We don't need no stinking papers!"
2. The BBC announcer keeps breaking out in uncontrollable laughter whenever he sees you.
1. You had to go really bad, and the judge's leg was the closest...
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following:
"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, Rudy trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside.
He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at Rudy and was surprised, to say the least. However, Rudy looked determined, so he led him into the office.
Inside, Rudy jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."
Rudy jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then
jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told Rudy, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
Rudy jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program that worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at Rudy and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."
Rudy jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual".
Rudy looked at the manager calmly and said "Meow."
"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, Rudy trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside.
He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at Rudy and was surprised, to say the least. However, Rudy looked determined, so he led him into the office.
Inside, Rudy jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."
Rudy jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then
jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told Rudy, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
Rudy jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program that worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at Rudy and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."
Rudy jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual".
Rudy looked at the manager calmly and said "Meow."
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